Deep Thoughts, Poetry, Fun Facts, and Funny Moments, etc.
SECTION 1: Deep thoughts from 1999-present.
Wagner’s music is better than it sounds… Mark Twain
I’m just grateful that I got some sleep so the proteins in my brain could fold…John G. Science Teacher & Audio Expert
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? Steven Wright
Dad, my wrist hurts when I do this. So, don’t do this…Bob J.
“So, what do you think of your haircut?”
It’s really interesting. When you cut it next time, however, could you make me look just a little bit more like HITLER?…Robert C.
Section 2: Poetry tidbits from my 7th Grade Students in NYC.
If the wind smelled like onions, would you cry every time a breeze passed you by? Courtesy of Jennifer V.
Are we? This is a poignant poem by the great Langston Hughes. Are we the dreams of a dreamer or a dreamer that dreams? Is our plight a book or a pencil…
Here is the student version: Are we done yet? David P.
Section 3: Fun Facts to be used at your next party or social event.
Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.
Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a space suit damages it.
A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
A Praying Mantis has the most fascinating way of reproducing family. The Male and the Female “do it.” Afterwards, the female bites the males head off!
Please email funny moments or deep thoughts to evanj31drum@hotmail.com